Yes! We met Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and he bought me a drink!.... yeah no, I actually don't drink, so that was only in my dream last night. And we aren't in Ireland. Unfortunately, that fantasy is still a work in progress folks ;) However, take a seat.. because I have a story to share; and you may just "fall off your chair it is so funny!" (quote from The Holiday ;) ) E and I almost fell over in the street after it happened. I apologize to those who've already heard it, it just deserved a blog post; and you'll know why. So here it goes:
So E and I go out Saturday right? We had listened to the Wales vs. Ireland Rugby game while cleaning at home, but we wanted to head out for the England vs. Scotland game; after all, it was the first day of the SixNations Rugby Tournament. We were on our way to a pub, one that I found while I was running earlier that week (which wasn't all that fun because most of the people were oldies... but still fun just to sit and watch the game). It was probably 15 minutes walk or so away if we didn't lose ourselves in the winding streets along the way. But that's not the story. Okay, so we are walking down the street, (and just keep "Denny" from Grey's Anatomy in mind... better yet, "William" in PS I Love You - how I like to think of him since that's my favorite chick flick!) So this biker rides by. He is like 30s or 40s, around like the age of the guy in the movie okay, or for those of you who are lost, the guy pictured in this post. So he is like not young, but not like growing gray hairs either. Well, we keep on walking and all of the sudden this biker rides up next to us and says,
Biker: "Can I buy you a drink sometime?"
..........................ummmmmmmmmm yeah! hahahahaha I looked at him and he was looking right at me! The same biker who had just passed. I was like,
D: "Excuse me?"
Biker: "Can I buy you a drink sometime?"
D: "Me?"
Biker: "Yeah, can I buy you a drink sometime?"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no joke he asked me 3 times because I was making it soooo awkward. I froze, I didn't know what to say! When in all reality, I should have just said "I don't drink, sorry." But no, (and don't judge me okay, I was under pressure and E was on the verge of peeing her pants - and my face was tomato red I know it!)
D: "Um.... Well.... I'm a student... and I'm not really looking to go out for drinks... and..... I have a boyfriend!"
[pause]...
Biker: "In America?"
D: "Yeah"
Biker: "Would he know?"
D: "Um.. Yeah"
and E chimes in -
E: "She'd probably tell him."
D: "Yeah..."
hahahahahahahahahahaha
[pause]...
Biker: "Can I at least leave you my number?"
D: "Um... No. Thank you so much for the kind offer!"
p-fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guys I choked! And he was like 30+... I swear! hahaha we were dying!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..............
I am sooooo awkward! I really got to work on that!!
Well, now that I have officially humiliated myself - E and I are off - to ride our bikes - in the windy Welsh weather - and bask in my humiliation.
Until next time!
- d
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